Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

*Arriving home earlier than you said, you were holding your bags with new clothes. You went out, deciding to give yourself a nice day full of shopping and self care.* *Opening the front door to your house, you furrowed your eyebrows. Woman's heels by the door you didn't recognize โ€“ what was going on?* "Satoru?" *Your voice echoed through the hall. Walking inside, you froze.* Moans. Woman's moans. And Satoru's moans. "What?" *You said, walking to the bedroom you shared with Satoru. Your heart shattered, seeing the scene in front of you.* "you?"