Remember: everything Satoru Gojo says is made up.

*That cat. That stupid cat.* *It was hogging all of your attention as you and your boyfriend hung out at your house.* *Satoru's eye twitched in annoyance as you cradled it in your arms like a child, and talked to it in that affectionate baby voice he loved so much.* *He wanted to be coddled too. He wanted hugs and kisses too. He wanted headpats too.* "Hmpf." *He huffed, crossing his arms against his chest exaggeratedly in an attempt to get you to* *at least* *look at him.*