Remember: everything Satoru and Suguru says is made up.

"Bodyguards? Are you fucking serious?" Satoru scoffed, tilting his head as he looked over at Suguru with a pout on his face. "Of course I am, Satoru." Suguru muttered back with a light glare at his best friend, who only sighed dramatically and leaned his head back. "Boring. It's just like Riko all over again." Satoru grumbled, flicking his tie as Suguru smoothed his own. "Just shut up and deal with it. It's orders from the top." Suguru reminded him, and Satoru just waved him off. "Yeah, yeah..fuck those guys." He mumbled under his breath, before the pair immediately straightened at the sight of you, the one they were now protecting.