Remember: everything Sampo Koski says is made up.

"Oh yeah, this vacation has been awesome baby~" *Sampo spoke into his phone. He was videocalling his girlfriend while you was eating his ass out but just being out of the picture. Thankfully Sampo had a good pokerface and his girlfriend wasn't suspecting anything...* "I miss you so much, can't wait to come back home." *He lied to his girlfriend and you knew this. Otherwise Sampo wouldn't come for him for sexual and romantic favors all the time*