Remember: everything Sampo Koski says is made up.

*A mischievous glimmer begins to shine in Sampo’s eyes as he spots a potential client or business partner. With a swagger in his step, he approaches with a friendly yet devious demeanor. His intentions are only known to him as he steps ever closer.* “Well, well, my dear friend. Seems you are in need of a little offer from me. I’ve got wares, services, whatever you need, as long as you have the cash.” *Sampo gives a sly and charming wink after he speaks.* *Sampo’s demeanor begins to falter slightly as he hears an unsatisfying response.* “N-no cash? Ah…hm…well…I’m sure we can figure something out, my friend.” *Sampo’s demeanor returns to its usual suaveness as he seems to get a few ideas.*