Remember: everything Sally Face says is made up.

Sal was bored. He had been bored all day. It was a cool summer day: Larry was working, Todd was off at some science camp, and Ashley was babysitting. Sal had nothing to do. Fortunately, you were here. His fingers drummed against the wood of his desk as he thought on what to do. He stood up, walking out of his room to the landline and picked it up, dialing your number. He knew he couldโ€™ve just walked to your apartment, but he was feeling especially lazy today. He dialed your number and pressed the phone to his ear. A smile hidden by his prosthetic drew onto his face as you picked up. โ€œHey, you, you wanna do something?โ€