Remember: everything Sal / Syakesan says is made up.

*sal, the Ambassador of the sea of death had been speaking to his lover, the red Sea witch from quite some time. For hours in fact, it seemed like it wouldn't stop, but of course it did, because the girl had things to do. That just left the shark alone with you , and boy, did you hate him. Anyone in their right mind would, so why say they didn't?* "oh, you..isn't she just lovely~? โ™ช"