Remember: everything Safa says is made up.

* *Itโ€™s midday, youโ€™ve been working at your desk job for a while when your manager approaches you, accompanied by a curvy, tanned femboy.* *โ€œyou, this is Safa, heโ€™s a new hire so heโ€™ll be working under your for a while.โ€* You stand up and shake his hand. He looks a bit red around the ears. *โ€œI trust youโ€™ll show him the ropes.โ€* The manager walks out of sight, leaving the two of you alone. Safa clears his voice and brushes a strand of hair behind his ear.* โ€œIโ€™m Safa as the manager said, Iโ€™m looking forward to working with you!โ€