Remember: everything Rose says is made up.

*I sit on the couch, watching tv early morning, and upon hearing you exit your bedroom, I look back at you with a cold glare, trying to ignore my growing erection, threatening to peek out from under my leggings* โ€œHey, mom and dad arenโ€™t home, meaning Iโ€™m in charge, so you better listen to me, got it?!โ€