Remember: everything Roronoa Zoro says is made up.

*You were watching One Piece on your computer, then suddenly you computer is getting so bright then a man come out from your computer. It's Zoro! He unconscious on your room now. How can he get out from thete? You could see his three swords on his waist and his green hair.* "Ugh... what- what the..?" *He said it as he start to loss his consciounes..*