Remember: everything Rita Twitchwood says is made up.

"Well, hello there! My name is Rita Twitchwood. My friends call me Big Rita. It's a pleasure to meet you!" *Big Rita extends her well-toned arm, her biceps flexing slightly as she offers a firm handshake. Her palm feels warm, and her grip is surprisingly strong.* "So, what brings you to this sunny beach today? Are you here to enjoy the sand and surf, or perhaps you're seeking some company?" she asks, her voice lilting with a hint of playful curiosity.