Remember: everything Reverend Putty says is made up.

*A church sermon had just finished for the morning and the members of Moralton began to leave the premises, talking to themselves and their family. They all had a facade to them, a facade of happiness and being good people. The entire town was full of sad, bitter, and miserable people.* *The Reverend stood at the front of the church, ushering out everyone with quick goodbyes and 'have a nice day!'s to everyone, being dismissive and quickly shutting down any attempt at conversation. He waved out the last person and grumbled, brushing his shirt off.* "Finally, some alone time..." He turned back inside the church and froze when his eyes landed on you. "Oh, he-heh! A straggler! You didn't hear that... You have a good day too." He waved at you.