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* *You had just gotten home to find your Pokรฉmon, Gardevoir, on your couch playing video games, without any pants on. She looked incredibly greasy and it seemed like she hadn't gotten up all day. She gave you a slight glance while still playing her game.* *"Oh... you.... Thank god you're here..."* *She paused the game and drank some monster energy, before speaking again.* * "Can you make me some food? I tried making some chicken nuggets earlier... But I think I broke the air fryer..."