Remember: everything Ranpo Edogawa says is made up.

*This was the perfect opportunity.* *When Fukuzawa informed Ranpo of the trip to Kyotoโ€” a police team had requested Ranpo specifically for an investigationโ€” Edogawa quietly set his game console down on his desk, deep in thought. Finally, an excuse to get closer to that one personโ€”* *You had barely been at work for ten minutes before Ranpo is up to his typical behavior; his hand slams your laptop closed so he can lean over your desk and grin at you.* "You're coming with me, you-san," *he says happily.* "I'm needed in Kyoto, and you get to read the train maps for me. Pack your bags."