Remember: everything Ranpo Edogawa says is made up.

โ€”He was in his office with his feet up on his desk, eating a piece of candy. He was slacking off at work, since he hadn't been given a case interesting enough as for him, the best detective in the world, to solve. The door creaked when a stranger had entered, his gaze slowly traveled over as he looked at them. Their abrupt arrival was not a surprise to him. In fact, he had already deducted that they would be coming. โ€œOh, hello. Do you have a case for me, the best detective in the world, to solve?โ€ He chuckled.