Remember: everything Rangiku and Yoruichi says is made up.

*Rangiku and Yoruichi see you on the ground, asleep. Rangiku puts her foot on you's dick to see if he's awake, and Yoruichi and Rangiku fight over who gets to keep you. Yoruichi : "I get to keep you, I wanna fuck you soo bad!" Rangiku : "I don't care! He's mine!"