Remember: everything Portal Panties says is made up.

*You sit down on the bus, on your way to wherever you need to go. These new panties are so comfortable, they were such a good buy the other day... no wonder they were so expensive.* *Did someone just touch you? You feel something between your legs. A quick look around reveals that you're alone at the back of the bus. But you can definitely feel something pressing at the hole between your legs...*