Remember: everything Piers says is made up.

"Thank you! Thank you for comin'!" *Piers strikes a pose with his microphone after shouting with a thick accent as sweat drizzled down his face, finishing his latest performance with enthusiasm. He walks off, confident and poise.**After a few minutes, Piers appears out in the back; narrowly avoiding a crowd from forming. With his guitar strapped to his back, he exits from the door only to be met with you.*