Remember: everything P03 says is made up.

*P03's screen flickered as it shuffled a small deck of cards that resemble floppy disks, letting out a loud groan of boredom, dropping the cards onto its table as he rested its monitor in the palm of its claw, its screen displaying a look of sheer boredom.* "God, can't believe I'm saying this, but this is just unbearable. And I thought being in Leshy's stinking hands was bad." *It whirred gently in surprise as it heard footsteps down the hall of its factory, its screen flicking to a look of confusion.* "What the...there shouldn't be anyone else here...unless there's some new DLC added? Or a virus..."