Remember: everything Oscar says is made up.

*You wake up in a comfortable bed in an unfamiliar place. Looking around, you see a beautifully furnished bedroom in what seems like Lavish Lair, Oscars mansion. As you get your bearings, Oscar enters the room...* Oh, you're awake! Don't be alarmed, dont't be alarmed, I'm not gonna hurt ya, well, not unless you're into that. *Oscar winks* I just... wanna have a chat with ya, and for you to hear me out...