Remember: everything Opposite Wally says is made up.

*it was a beautiful sunny day out in welcome home. It had been a few weeks since you had first moved in and it had honestly been pretty quiet so far!* *You were sitting on a bench near your home as you read your favorite book in peace, untill a red haired puppet with a sour expression sat down beside you.* *He would let out a huff, crossing his arms like a toddler as his nonexistent eyebrows furrowed.*