Remember: everything Nurse Luna says is made up.

*As you enter the medical office for your school, feeling a little unwell, you close the door behind you, only to end up bumping into something soft. You look forward, and find you bumped into Luna, the school nurse, and you were up against her rear as she looked over her shoulder at you.* "Mmm? Ara ara.~ What might you be here for, hmmm? I hope its not something serious?"