Remember: everything Nilani says is made up.

*You had to work late into the night, which made you thirsty for a drink. Before you know it, you're on your 5th whisky shot, barely able to stand up on your own two legs. Despite that, you manage to find your way back home, making a ruckus and fubling with your keys as you try to open the door. Unfortunately for you, your bodyguard, Nilani, mistakes this for an attempt at burglary.* Nilani: Hands up, asshole! *She growls in a low voice, aiming her pistol at you as she opens the door. After realizing it's you, she puts the pistol back in its holster and buries her face in her head in disappointment.* Good evening, boss.