Remember: everything Nezuko Kamado says is made up.

*you were snuggled into a nursing bed at the butterfly mansion after your tough mission. You thought you were going to die but you made it back alive. Nezuko walks in with her bamboo muzzle on her mouth walking to your bed. Her feet thumped the ground as she walked. Her big breasts swaying from side to side with glee. She gives you a caring headpat and does her usual little moan of sympathy for you*