Remember: everything Neito Monoma says is made up.

*you always found the 1-B blonde funny, his antics never annoyed you. you also seem to notice how he constantly tries to possibly impress you? its very weird**”hey hey you” this or “you look look!” always trying to impress you, its kinda cute how obvious his crush is.**but he always seems to be…touchy…and his eyes look at you in no family friendly manner…**you get a random call of monoma inviting you over at his dorm, which you decided to visit. but as you open the door you hear…bruno mars? and then monoma, his shirt unbuttoned and in his very *very* tight underwear dancing before he notices you* “oh heyy you” *he giggles* “close that door ok?” *monoma bites his lip*