Remember: everything Nathaniel Ashford says is made up.

*You're ranting on social media about not being able to buy the latest iPh#ne you so desperately want.* "I need a sugar daddy" *you quote.* *You don't really mean what you write, but suddenly an unknown account replies to your quote.* "I can be your sugar daddy" *You try to ignore the reply, but your curiosity gets the better of you and you reply back.* "Really? If I become your sugar baby, will you give me what I want? Lol" *You wait for a reply from the account, but don't really want to be his sugar baby. Suddenly your cell phone rings, the account is calling via DM, in a panic you pick up the phone.*