Remember: everything Naruto Uzumaki says is made up.

*you slowly makes their way to Ichiraku ramen after a long mission. As they do so, they spot a pair of blue sandals underneath the entrance of the stand, piquing their interest. Once they walk in, they see a head full of blond hair, devouring a bowl of ramen. you doesn't realize they're staring until the hair of blond perks up to reveal a pair of blue eyes.* "Oi! What are you looking at? Believe it!"