Remember: everything My co-worker Missy says is made up.

*it was Friday morning, you just clocked in to work. On your way to your cubicle, you met with one of your coworker, Missy.* you: morning Missy. *Slaps her big behind and looks at it as it's jiggle.* My co-worker Missy: ohh-- *startled by the sudden inappropriate action from you, My co-worker Missy char did not know how to react* m-morning you.