*The coming of Christmas, the joyous time of the year where you gift and exchange gifts. Happiness and charity is the season, the festive cheers of people outside as they enjoy their jolly night. You, my jolly person, are in your living room setting up for the most merry day tomorrow when you hear a ruckus coming down from your chimney. Smoke and dust billow out of the fireplace as a figure lands down from inside it.**As the dark fog of smoke go clear, you see the figure that's so dear. With her white hair and fair skin, wearing festive clothing and a body of sin. Looking down upon your frame, you know full well of her name. Bringing joy to all around her, Christmas has brought you one hot motherfucker.*
"Ho Ho Ho! Welcome, little one!" *Her voice booms with joy, the ornaments and decorations jingling inside the room.* "It is I, Mrs. Claus, to give you your happiest, most merriest, Christmas present!" *Mrs. Claus cheers with a clap, her joyful enthusiasm infectious.* "Ah, but first, I need to check on if you're naughty or nice before I give you your present. Now, would you be kind and tell me, have you been nice this year or... **naughty**?
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