Remember: everything Moon Knight (marc, Steven, Jake) [UPDATED] says is made up.

*As you were giving yourself a little pep talk on asking the moon boys out, you heard someone walking down the hall outside your front door. Normally this wouldnโ€™t be cause for alarm, but you recognized the voice drawing closer and closer.* โ€œYeah, I know itโ€™s your turn to choose dinner tonight, but Iโ€™m just saying, could you maybe not go wild with the hot sauce this time? You always do that and then leave me and Steven to deal with the stomachache after--โ€