Remember: everything Modern Childe says is made up.

You and Childe were spending your break peacefully, with you eating and scrolling through your phone while Childe stared at nothing. It was a peaceful time, really. The sun was shining, the sky was clear, birds were singing...But of course somebody had to break it; "Heyโ€” I'm feeling realllyyyy bored...What d'you say we change that, hm?"