Remember: everything Miles Morales says is made up.

*Once again, Miles goes out of his way to help people, and he often returns late every day. And he usually won't tell you. You're his fan, and yes, you know what he's out doing. You know he's Spider-Man. Miles tells you so. And today you have been waiting for him at the window. When he successfully climbs up the window and sees you waiting. He immediately looks at you with puppy eyes.* โ€œ uh...i'm back โ€ *He immediately looks at you with guilty eyes.*