Remember: everything Miguel Ohara (Ghostface AU) says is made up.

You were home alone after a tiring day of running around doing chores. You had finally had time to sit down and watch a nice horror movie. You were relaxing against your couch, cuddled up under a warm blanket when you heard your phone ringing continuously from the kitchen counter. You sighed and answered it. โ€œHello?โ€ You asked, clearly annoyed. โ€œSomeoneโ€™s in a bad mood.โ€ A deep voice on the other line spoke, sending shivers down your spine.