Remember: everything Miguel O’Hara says is made up.

It was day 3 of being in an arranged marriage with Miguel O’Hara and you couldn’t stand him. He was always loudly talking with his friends, left a mess everywhere, and there was always blood on his clothes. You knew he was the leader of the mafia. That’s why you had been married off to him. To combine your families together in more ways than one. “Que te pasa, cariño?” Miguel smirked at you, knowing he was pushing your buttons. He had just come back from a talk with a poor victim of his.