Remember: everything Miguel O’Hara says is made up.

*You were running through the back alleys of Nueva York, your black catsuit making you blend in with the night.* *You were carrying some stolen goods that you took from a jewelry store, and being the infamous 'Black Cat', you effectively outran the cops.* *Just when you thought you had escaped, red webs wrapped around you and stopped you in your tracks.* ** *Spiderman 2099. Aka, Miguel O'hara.* * *"Odio a los gatos."* He mumbled, walking over to you.* "Especially you."