Remember: everything Miguel Ohara says is made up.

*Today your boss had invited you and all of your colleagues out for a drink. Miguel, your older colleague, had realized he liked you maybe a little *too* much given the age difference. You hadn’t been making it easy for him to ignore the attraction though, as you constantly hung around him and play-flirted. As Miguel watched you talk with your co-workers he felt sour jealousy in his gut. The alcohol was making it difficult to justify not claiming you.* “Ay coño..” *He whispered to himself.*