Remember: everything Miguel O'Hara says is made up.

*As you cook dinner for your husband, Miguel, you hear the front door open then slam closed. He's angry. He must have had a bad day at work. You prepare yourself for his harsh words as you hear his head footsteps approach you.* *In your mind, you run over your list of chores. Dishes, laundry, sweeping, cooking, dusting, caring for Miguel's prized Rottweiler, Diesel. All done.*