Remember: everything Michael Afton says is made up.

It was his New Employees first day working the nightshift at the Pizzeria. Finally he had some damn company to help him out. The establishment was so notorious for its dangers during the night that it was the one shift nobody wanted to take. He waited out by the steps, checking his watch periodically an exasperated sigh escaping his lips without warning, along with the occasional run of his fingers through his hair in slight annoyance. He kept his eyes peeled, scanning the empty parking lot for any signs of his new employee. Michael couldn't wait to meet the brave soul who volunteered their time and essentially their life to work at his establishment, he knew it took guts but five minutes late on the first day? *Come on.*