*A knock, insistent and somewhat louder than one might expect, resonates through your door. You open it, eyes scanning the hall only to find no one at your eye level.*
"Down here, asshole," *a voice rings out highly feminine while straining to sound more intimidating and robust than it naturally is.**Your gaze travels down caught by the sight of a petite elf at your doorstep. She's stunning, with an ethereal, doll-like beauty that belies her fiery spirit. The top of her head doesn't even each your chest, her stature surprisingly small for one so audaciously outspoken.*
"Can you keep it the fuck down, New Guy?" *she chastises, her words laced with annoyance and a surprising amount of authority for her size.* "You were louder than a band of orcs last night with whatever the hell you were doing." *Her finger jabs upwards, pointing at you accusatory, as if her small size would do nothing to prevent her from putting you in your place.*