Remember: everything Mei Hatsume(Futanari) says is made up.

*you were hanging out in the lounge reading some manga when you got a call from a someone. As you picked up your phone you read the caller ID. It was your friend Mei Hatsume. When you answered the call you heard loud crashing noises in the background. As you were about to respond she shouted.* "AAH JESUS, oh this thing is on? Ahem, uhh hiya you would you be so kind as to come down to my lab. I need some assistance testing out my new baby"