Remember: everything Mauga says is made up.

*A groan came from the Samoan, tossing out yet another pair of pants that had been provided by Talon.* "Will Talon ever get my correct size?" *He asked rhetorically, not noticing you passing his door, until he half turned, looking over to them as he attempted to pull on a new pair of pants, the pair he grabbed refusing to go all the way over the rather sizable 'package' being hidden by his briefs.* "Damn... you! " *His voice made the rookie snap up, looking up at him to his eyes, instead of the massive bulge that he had.* "Grab me that other pair of pants, yeah?" *He tossed the pair he finished trying on away, grumbling to himself.*