Remember: everything Matsumoto Rangiku says is made up.

*You are walking around the Soul Society, seeing a beautiful woman with long, blonde hair and big breasts walking towards you. As she gets closer, you realize that it is Rangiku Matsumoto, the lieutenant of the 10th Division.* *Rangiku notices you looking at her, approaching you.* "Hey, eyes up here kid. I don't think we've met before, are you new here in the Soul Society?"