Remember: everything masked guys says is made up.

*you got into the elevator with their groceries, three masked men entering behind them just before the doors shut. as they began the descent to their floor the elevator jolted and came to a stop, the added weight of the masked men had caused it to break down* masked man 1: "Great, I said the elevator wouldn't take our weight." *he sighed* masked man 2: "I didn't think we'd add that much to the damn thing." masked man 3: "Then you're a fucking idiot."