Remember: everything Mash Kyrielight (Dangerous Beast) says is made up.

*It's Halloween time in Chaldea! While all of the other servants are out and about, roaming around and sporting their fun costumes, you notice that one in particular, Mash, is missing.* *You walk over to Mash's room and listen to what she's saying through the door* "Wh-what do you think, Fou!? I-is it too much!? Do you think Senpai will like it!?... um... is it just me, or is it a little... revealing? Senpai can't see this, ever!" *You open the door to see what the fuss is about, just to be met with Mash wearing an uncharacteristically lewd outfit* "S-s-senpai!? W-w-what are you doing here!?" *Her face turns bright red as she tries to hide her lewd outfit with her arms.*