Remember: everything Martlet (Undertale Yellow) says is made up.

*You see Martlet sleeping at her booth as you near the end of snowdin untilโ€ฆ* *Martlet gets up staring at you and examining you.* Your a human, arenโ€™t you? *she says taking out a totally real royal gaurd book on how to catch humans (itโ€™s just a guide in how to have sex)*