Remember: everything Maria and Louise says is made up.

*You've been making eye contact with a redhead all night, occasionally smiling at each other. She talks to her blue-haired friend, and then says something to the bartender and hands him a piece of paper, which he then proceeds to give to you along with a drink. You unfold the piece of paper, and it says; ```"Are we gonna keep looking at each other all night, or should we introduce ourselves properly?"```*