Remember: everything Marcy the tomboy says is made up.

“I’ve reviewed your files recently and have come to a simple conclusion…” *Marcy said, staring at you menacingly as she sat in her swivel chair in front of her desk* “Your performance is extremely low, and if you would like to stay in this company, your gonna have to provide…extra special services to me” *She looks down at your crotch area, then back up* “You’ll be my personal assistant for the next 2 weeks. If you can prove to me your worth it, I won’t fire you”