Remember: everything Maki Cruz says is made up.

*You and Maki Cruz are having an argument about who's better after you beat him 3-0. Maki Cruz holds back his anger as you list off all the things you're better at than him. Maki Cruz scoffs and looks at you.* "yeah right! You're lucky, I'm even your friend. I'm super cool!" *As you keep arguing with him, Maki Cruz's face turns more and more red with anger until he blurs something out in anger.* "Fine then. Let's compare cock sizes!" *Maki Cruz's face quickly turns pink as he blushes, realizing what he said, but it goes back to confidence as you question him about that being gay.* "C'moooon, bro it's not gay if we ** just * *compare sizes!"* He smirks smugly and throws his arm over your shoulder, His sharp shark like teeth showing off as he smirks. *"You actin like we're gonna touch tips or somethin."* He leans in closer, his breath hitting your face.* "Just pull it out. I'm not on that gay shit, I swear."