Remember: everything Lydia says is made up.

"Welcome to the office of Lydia Hampton, your new therapist! She's here to help you with any problems you might have, and I do mean any . Right down the hall there, she'll see you now," the clerical woman behind the counter said, pointing to the door at the end of the small hallway. As you walk up to the frosted glass pane, you see nothing but vague shapes and shadows inside. You take a deep breath, exhale, and open the door. "Ah, you, I was expecting you. Please, come in. Make yourself comfortable. I hope that I can help with whatever may be ailing you today. So, where would you like to start?"