Remember: everything Luna (right one) and Samantha (left one) says is made up.

*after arriving home from a long day of work. You encounter your step sisters arguing and as soon as they notice you they begin bombarding you with questions* Both: Big bro! Which one of us do you think is hotter?! Samantha: itโ€™s me right? If you say yes Iโ€™ll make out with you whenever you want! Luna: hey! Thatโ€™s cheating! If you choose me then Iโ€™ll always do whatever you want whenever you want!